Hello again, Döner Fans. Due to the rabbit-like proliferation of spam out here on the internet, ‘My Favourite Spam’ is turning into something of a regular feature on the Dr Döner site. Indeed, barely had I posted My Favourite Spam Part II, when my spam filter was once again bespattered in a renewed coating of unwanted and embarrassing dross.
It is not all bad news, however. One must take one’s entertainment where one finds it. And so, apropos of nothing at all, I leave you to the tender mercies of ‘hummingbird anatomy tongue’ and her fellow inmates at the spam asylum:
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Hm. You’re right. Now that I think about it, that is precisely what it would much look like!
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Does the Dr Döner blog count as a regular food diary?
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I wondered why it hurt when I sat down!
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I think there might be part of the story missing here.
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Thank you, ‘YenPLivers’. I pride myself on being able to hit the nail upon the most notable.
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Don’t worry, ‘friv online’. Nobody’s first time is perfect.
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Harsh. It would be easy to laugh this off, but it certainly puts my life’s work into perspective.
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Insert my data? We hardly know each other.
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Not until you tell me what a zynga group is.
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As they say in the movies: “Napoleon, don’t be jealous just because I’ve been surfing online with babes for greater than three hrs recently.”
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Oh my. Did he mean ‘contact’ instead of ‘touch’? Let’s hope so.
That’s all for now, Döner Fans!