My Favourite Spam Part III

Hello again, Döner Fans. Due to the rabbit-like proliferation of spam out here on the internet, ‘My Favourite Spam’ is turning into something of a regular feature on the Dr Döner site. Indeed, barely had I posted My Favourite Spam Part II, when my spam filter was once again bespattered in a renewed coating of unwanted and embarrassing dross.

It is not all bad news, however. One must take one’s entertainment where one finds it. And so, apropos of nothing at all, I leave you to the tender mercies of ‘hummingbird anatomy tongue’ and her fellow inmates at the spam asylum:

 

hummingbird anatomy tongue: “The nectar solution can be achieved in the home, employing a ratio of four parts water to a single part white cane sugar. All you must do is to finalize your bird tattoo design and make an appointment using your tattoo artist. Many people recommend creating a hummingbird tattoo for the shoulder mainly because it would look much like the bird is perching on you.”

Hm. You’re right. Now that I think about it, that is precisely what it would much look like!

"Hey, nice parrot tattoo."

 

weight loss tips and motivational sayings: “This might be enough to help you fit comfortably in your clothes. There is not any replacement for water, so do not think you can drink soda instead. A great way to start paying more attention to your diet regime is usually to start keeping a regular food diary.”

Does the Dr Döner blog count as a regular food diary?

 

CaraSmarttm: “Hi, i really like your page and i have just analyzed your backlinks.”

I wondered why it hurt when I sat down!

 

air jordan 13 black and white for sale: “What I see is a few in the stewards and staff least respected by members being promoted to positions of authority, solely because they’ve an ax to grind with the previous leaders. after the ceremony, my in-laws took everyone out to lunch to celebrate.”

I think there might be part of the story missing here.

 

YenPLivers: “Definitely consider that you stated. Your favourite reason seemed to be about the internet the simplest thing to take into accout of. I say to you personally, I certainly get annoyed even as other folks think of concerns that they plainly will not recognise about. You managed hitting the nail upon the most notable as smartly as outlined out the whole thing without needing complication , people can take a signal. Will probably be back to get more. Thanks.”

Thank you, ‘YenPLivers’. I pride myself on being able to hit the nail upon the most notable.

 

friv online: “Hi i am kavin, its my first time to commenting anywhere, when i read this piece of writing i thought i could also make comment due to this sensible piece of writing. Visit my page.”

Don’t worry, ‘friv online’. Nobody’s first time is perfect.

 

JacobClyneq: “I don’t care about this, now i’m earning average $5500 a month.”

Harsh. It would be easy to laugh this off, but it certainly puts my life’s work into perspective.

 

marketing: “insert your data. Feel free to surf to my homepage.”

Insert my data? We hardly know each other.

 

lasertest: “Hello! Would you mind if I share your blog with my zynga group? There’s a lot of people that I think would really appreciate your content. Please let me know. Thanks.”

Not until you tell me what a zynga group is.

 

Liza: “Appreciation to mmy father who informed me regarding this weblog, this webpage is actually amazing.”

Thanks Liza. Your father is a man of taste.

 

mapmytracks: “I have actually been surfing online greater than three hrs recently, but I never found any sort of interesting short article like your own. Check out my site.”

As they say in the movies: “Napoleon, don’t be jealous just because I’ve been surfing online with babes for greater than three hrs recently.”

 

best steroids for lean mass: “Awesome things here. I am very happy to look your article. Thanks a lot and I am taking a look ahead to touch you. Will you kindly drop me a e-mail? Visit my weblog.”

Oh my. Did he mean ‘contact’ instead of ‘touch’? Let’s hope so.

 

That’s all for now, Döner Fans!

Dr D.

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